2014 / 10 / 19

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via dragthecords)

shyghost:

the world already caters to you and values you. you can handle one website discussing things without you.

(via lgbtlaughs)

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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Sophia is having none of your shit

(Source: arnoscrotch, via dragthecords)

2014 / 10 / 18

How Faking It interprets girl-girl outing/flirting

"…well, your boyfriend is.”
“He’s not my boyfriend. Errrm, there are no boyfriends… around me… right now.”
“Me either”
**EYEBROW WAGGLING**
*leaves*
Other girl: *bites lip*

#well shit    #if only it were that easy    

2014 / 10 / 16

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

(via nerdasmic)

boo-graham:

this is soo calming to listen to. it feels like laying down in the sun, alone, when your body needs it. super breezy

I love that the soundtrack is by Arcade Fire! The music is so great.

2014 / 10 / 15

watchowisoar:

Her (2013)

lollipvps:

The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.

Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.

(via nerdasmic)

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

(via nerdasmic)

2014 / 10 / 13

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via dragthecords)